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So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
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ricky gervais can go fuck himself
I know right, all famous people should just stick to prayer and not actually do anything to help victims such as donations. Heartless people.
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today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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pizza with mozzarella cheese is the best
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“It’s about 4 o’clock on a Thursday, and a caftan-bedecked Karlie Kloss is perched on the edge of a gigantic, fuming volcano crater, her bare legs and feet dangling into the hazy void.
‘Make it look more adventurous,’ calls out Ryan McGinley, the photographer snapping her from an equally precarious spot on a nearby outcropping of rock.
‘It’s pretty damn adventurous,’ Kloss yells back.”
Karlie Kloss at Masaya Volcano National Park by Ryan McGinley for T, The New York Times Style Magazine
never like karlie but this shot is amazing
karlies amazing i don’t see why you would have to comment on here that you didn’t like her its quite unnecessary
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
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Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
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WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
ALSO WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
THAN WE HAVE THIS GUY
ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY
- 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
- to be continued
Let’s see who’s over 18
I have it somewhere on VHS.
dude i’m 15 and i’ve seen it so many fuckin’ times man don’t even ;D
ive never seen this movie. actually i havent seen a lot of things because my parents were so strict.
shhh….sweet princess, shhh, it’ll be fine -puts on netflix-
omg thank you c: i love you mwah
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